Today another child at daycare bit Emma. This is the first time that Emma has been bitten. I have gotten notes sent home warning me of infectious diarrhea, vomiting, green snot, bumps, bruises, scrapes and scratches but I have never gotten a note warning me about the human teeth marks on my kid. I’m sure most moms would be mad and I do hate that some gross little kid was gnawing on Emma’s arm but the note sent home was the funniest note ever. I find it amusing that the people at daycare spend so much time with children that they tend to speak to everyone as if they were a child. That is the only explanation I can find to explain this poem that was handed to me today when I picked Emma up.
My teeth are here…HIP! HIP! HOORAY!!!
(I wonder who I can bite today?)
I’ve got to try them out, you see.
I must find out if they’ll work for me!!
My teachers say “Now you must not bite,”
“It hurts your friends and fills them with fright.”
So I’m trying to keep my teeth to myself
And be nice to my friends like a good little elf.
But please be patient as I go through this phase.
It is necessary to my development in varying ways.
And I will continue to do my best,
To use my words when my emotions they test.
Wow. Emma obviously can’t read, so this little poem was meant for me. I feel like I should respond with a poem for the daycare teachers.
Hey I just turned thirty-two.
This may be a surprise to you.
When you tell me how Emma did,
Don’t talk to me like I’m a kid.
I can read and I can write
And teach my kid not to bite.
But if some child invades her space
I hope she’ll slap them in the face.
I once worked in a preschool room and heard stories often of kids biting in the toddler room…
BTW the poem you created yourself made me laugh out loud.
ps. You and I are about the same age.
Thanks!! Those toddlers are brutal!
That’s hilarious! I imagine them sending Emma home with the note pinned to her shirt and you writing your poem, pinning it on, and sending her back the next day!
I think I may do that.
Wow, so as a Preschool Director I’m researching some things blogs for our biting bag. This is funny but did you ever think that:
Hey Mom, we are trying to
Just help bring some understanding to you.
Children go through many things a day
And we are hoping to explain the way!
If you don’t want the green snot and bumps,
hire a nanny to get over the hump.
Just saying! 🙂
Good one, Michelle!